(via pink-as-fl0yd)
i had a book when i was a kid where u could write ur own knock knock jokes and im still laughing at it
Why did jim morrison cross the road
So he could break on through to the other side
if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party
i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question
Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t he considered good?
If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?
We’re becoming self aware
(via simplybreathe)